Chloe Conversations

I could write an entire blog about the shit Chloe says.  Lately, she has been such a jabber mouth.  You just cannot shut that girl up!  I thought I'd try to jot down the first things she says each morning, because, in a state of half consciousness, I forget our morning conversations about as quickly as a dream.  Before 6:00 a.m. Chloe just reminds me of a little wind up doll.  It's like all night long someone has been slowly, carefully winding the little twisty thing on her back just to the point where it cannot be turned even one more click.  Then BAM!  She is awake.  WIDE AWAKE.  And this morning she says:

Mom.  Mom!  MOM!  There is my pool towel (pronounced something like tow-ya, because she still cannot pronounce her "l's").  My pool tow-ya is on the door.  Yook.  Yook!  YOOK!  *walks over to light switch, turns on light switch*  *wincing, hands shield eyes*  See, yook!  My pool tow-ya!  Mmmhmm. *quickly turns off light*  My tow-ya is blue and gween with stwipes on it.  Oooh. I use my tow-ya when I go swimming.  I go swimming because I a big gir.  Yup.  Yet's go downstairs, Mom.  Mom, get up.  Okay, okay.  *walking downstairs, points to magnet on fridge*  Yook!  That's Charyee Brown.  Yes it is ChHEY!  I can wink!  *blinks*  I can wink, Mom. *blink, blink* Can you wink?  Yes, I can wink.  Can you?  Yes, I already did!!!