Chloe - 11 Months

Okay okay I realize that these posts are getting a little out of order, but who would have known the struggle involved with a monthly update?  I jotted down a few notes about a month ago and emailed them to myself.  I'm just now getting around to posting them.  For the record, Chloe is now a whole year old and things have changed a lot since then; however, I will have that update for you at a later date (but don't hold your breath). 

At eleven months Chloe weighs in at 20 pounds. She is getting to be so solid and I think she is going to be built like her Momma. We might have a gymnast on our hands.

Chloe’s favorite thing right now is still Griffin. He is the first thing she looks for each morning. Most mornings start out with Chloe climbing all over Griffin and giving him a dozen or so kisses. He often returns the love by giving her French kisses. Yes, it grosses me out, and I do try to stop it, but Chloe finds it to be hysterical. After a morning make out session, Chloe will proceed to Griffin’s toy bin and take each toy out one by one so that he has to come and get them. He will gently play tug of war with her and she laughs so hard. We are so lucky to have such a good dog!

This month Chloe has taken to pushing cars around on the floor and saying “brrrrrmmm brrrrmmm.” She likes to climb into her laundry basket that is filled with toys. She also climbs the baby gate and does pull ups on the kitchen table. She is incredibly strong and can climb almost anything. Another favorite thing to do is to climb down the stairs to the basement and crawl UP her slide. She can now maneuver herself all over her Step 2 play gym and I’m no longer even worried when I see her standing at the top.

Even though she can climb almost anything, and even though she can stand up in the middle of the room without touching anything, Chloe still refuses to walk. We have only caught her taking one or two steps and only if both hands are preoccupied with cell phones or other electronic devices.

Some of Chloe’s favorite foods right now include anything green. She loves her super greens like broccoli, spinach, peas, and beans. She eats very healthy while at home getting all kinds of fruits, veggies, whole grains, and organic dairy. At daycare, however, I'm under the impression that she eats like a normal kid. I used to pack her breakfast and lunch each day, but it got to be too much work all by myself in the morning, so I let Melissa feed her from her food program. I’m pretty sure that Chloe eats from all of the food groups at every meal; however, the things she eats usually shock me like grilled cheese, for example.  It blows my mind that my baby can eat a sandwich! Chloe’s all time favorite food is blueberries and she will eat them by the fist full.

Chloe says “mama” and “dada” but not all of the time and usually when she really wants or needs something.  Chloe loves the bath now. She finally sits down on her butt and plays after months of just trying to climb out. Chloe got her top left eye tooth this month and has a total of five teeth.  She has really mastered the art of clapping this month.  She loves to clap for herself and has been doing it for a while, but now she has started making noise when she claps. She loves to roll the ball and claps for herself every time she rolls it.  She still hates getting dressed, getting her diaper changed, and long car rides.  These are really the only times that she fusses.

Paul helped take her eleven month pictures. She was clapping and having a great time laughing at her Dada. It is hard to see her sticker, but it was a nice change from last month when she was screaming at me the entire photo shoot!

Chloe's 1st Birthday Party!

We celebrated Chloe's first birthday with a party on January 22nd.  Because we live two hours away from most of our relatives, my parents volunteered to host the party at their home.  I wasn't going to have a theme or spend an awful lot of money on the decorations, but while shopping at Hobby Lobby I came across a zebra print iron-on number set.  I have never been a huge fan of zebra print; however, I thought it would be really cute ironed on a onesie and coupled with the purple tutu I found for her at Gymboree.  I couldn't find zebra leggings on the fly, but I did come across some cow print Baby Legs and I figured those would have to do.  Here is the end result:

From there I picked up some purple table cloths, a roll of zebra print wrapping paper and some zebra gift bags.  We got some balloons last minute from the dollar store and whola... a birthday party!

I found this elephant cake pan at Hobby Lobby.  My mom is famous for making elaborate birthday cakes and I thought it would be a good skill to learn from her.  We made these "sister' elephants the night before the party.  It took just over three hours, but we had a lot of fun making them and chatting over a glass (or two) of wine.

Chloe had a lot of fun eating her cake!  I stole the banner idea from The Macs.  (Side note: If you have never heard of Jess Mac and you visit her web page be prepared to rifle through the last two years of archives.  You will end up sobbing at your desktop, but will walk away amazed and uplifted.)

It was tough to get a good picture of the family, but I do love this picture of Chloe giving me a big kiss. 

I don't have pictures of the amazing food that was cooked single handed by my amazing husband. Paul made fish and beef tacos with all of the fixings.  Everyone was amazed and stuffed.  Good job Dada!

Are You Gonna Eat That?

I have always been a fast eater.  I mean, I can really take it to the face.  Growing up I had no qualms about being a fast eater.  I was basically raised alongside six boys, and, in most cases, it was every man for himself.  It wasn't until high school that I started thinking twice about my eating habits.  Apparently, there is a whole list commonly known rules about eating in public, and a whole list of unwritten rules about eating amongst a group of all girls. 

Like, one rule when eating with all girls is that if you order a sandwich you must immediately cut said sandwich in half, and then proceed to eat only ONE half of the sandwich.  It can be the larger half, sure, but it can only be one half.  Then, and this still gets me, to my horror you must then throw the other half of your eight dollar sandwich away!!  Needless to say, I was the only high school girl carting around a Styrofoam box through Abercrombie & Fitch.  And do you know what I did to the other half of that sandwich within two seconds of climbing into my car alone?  KILLED IT! 

Where I am going with this is that I have been working on suppressing my insatiable desire to inhale my food at first sight for about ten years now.  The problem is that, once you have a baby, you have to eat as quickly as possible, whenever possible.  If you have to eat your morning toast while sitting on the toilet, then you have to eat your morning toast while sitting on the toilet.  No, I will neither confirm nor deny as to whether that is a real life example.  The point is, you only have to invite an old habit back just once and it's back, baby.

So both Paul and I have been inhaling our food now for, oh, about 11.5 months now, and it has become so natural to me that I'm taken off guard when someone else notices.  A few months ago we were out to dinner and Chloe was sleeping in her car seat.  The bus boy dropped off our food, and before the waitress could come see if we needed any ketchup both of us had cleared our plates.  I'm not even kidding.  She looked at us and said "well, you are certainly parents now."  Excuse me?  Oh, she must have noticed that I have eyeliner on only one eyelid, or that I have two different flip flops on my feet (one black with a flower and one brown leather - not even close - seriously, that happened)... oooooh you mean how I tore into my steak like a cavewoman?  That.

Then the other day I was leaving for work and had four bags in my arms, a toddler, a handful of chocolate covered raisins, and the keys to lock the door when I realized I was faced with an epic decision.  Do I stand in the cold of my mudroom and eat my chocolate covered raisins one by one?  Do I put the raisins in my pocket and save them for later?  Do I put them down?  No, I'm kidding, putting them down was never an option.  Instinctively, I tossed back a heaping handful of chocolate covered raisins.  I stored them in my cheek and thanked God for all those years of softball, because I proceeded to eat them like a handful of sunflower seeds, moving them over one by one with my tongue and chewing them individually in all of their delicious splendor.  When I got to the car I caught a glimpse of my fat cheek in my rear view mirror, and I had a flashback to all of the food that is not meant to be eaten like a handful of sunflower seeds, yet I have proceeded to treat as such like popcorn, all forms of candy, nuts, grapes... anything that comes in multiples and is smaller than a quarter, really.  It is really quite disgusting, but I just can't help myself.

Maybe all parents eat like that.  Maybe I have just earned my Bachelors of Parenting Survival Science.  Maybe one of you is reading this right now and has just realized you have been squirreling around the house with a handful of almonds in your cheek! Hey, a girl can only hope!